Apr 16th, 14:47pm
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patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

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Apr 16th, 14:16pm
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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
Apr 16th, 14:16pm
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oknope:

  1. if a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean.
  2. if a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious.
  3. if a little kid says you’re ugly, then you’re ugly.

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Apr 16th, 14:09pm
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bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

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Apr 16th, 13:48pm
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mvrmur:

she had me laughing so hard omg

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mvrmur:

she had me laughing so hard omg
Apr 16th, 13:48pm
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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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Apr 16th, 13:48pm
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qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

image

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Apr 16th, 13:47pm
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communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

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Apr 16th, 13:46pm
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demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

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Apr 16th, 13:26pm
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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Omfg hahahahah

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Apr 16th, 10:59am
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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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